My Two Wives

The most amazing thing happened to me this weekend. My wife and my ex-wife met at the mall, had lunch together and came back to the house. That�s not the amazing part, although it is something of a miracle because they usually act like two cats when they�re together. Hissing and spitting, I keep waiting for them to start slugging it out. But for some reason this day they got along well.
Anyhow, like I said they came back to the house. I was out in the yard having just finished cutting the grass when Tina, my wife, drove into the driveway. A moment later Joni, my ex, pulled her car in behind Tina�s. I thought to myself, "This isn�t good. I wonder what the hell�s going on?"
I started walking towards the cars as Tina got out and started taking shopping bags out of her�s. "Hi babe," she said, "Look who I found at the mall."
"Um hm." I said worriedly.
Joni walked up to us and smiled. "Hi Bill." She kissed my cheek.
I kept looking from one to the other waiting for the explosion that I knew was coming. Joni reached out to Tina, "Can I help you with those?" Tina handed her some of the bags and they went into our house. I stood for a few moments staring at the door and wondering just when it was that I had lost my mind.
I finished putting away my tools and went in the house. The two of them were sitting in the kitchen eating apple pie, drinking diet sodas, and chatting like best friends. It was a very freaky scene for me. I shook my head and walked past them, "I�m going to get a shower. I�ll be back in a few minutes."
"Okay." The answered simultaneously.
"Oh god." I mumbled.


The hot water cascaded down my body. I let the steam wrap itself around me, hoping that maybe when I got out I would find that I had perhaps dreamed the whole thing. I just could not for the life of me imagine the two of them sitting together, laughing and talking. But it seems like that is just what was going on. It gave me a very uncomfortable feeling.
I turned the water off and pulled back the shower curtain. I reached for my towel and only grabbed air. Damn! No towel!
"Honey!" I called out. "I need a towel, will you bring me one?"
"Be right there." I heard.
I stood on the mat, water dripping off of me. I heard footsteps coming down the hall, the linen closet door opening then closing, the bathroom door opened and a towel was thrust at me.
"Thanks, baby." I said.
"Sure."
I looked up. Joni was at the other end of the towel. I felt my face growing hot. I was embarassed!
"What�s wrong?" she asked. "It�s not like I haven�t seen you naked before."
She laughed and then I heard Tina laughing too. She was standing just outside the door. Joni stepped further into the room and Tina followed. I grabbed the towel and wrapped it around my waist.
"What the hell is going on?" I shouted.
They laughed again.
"It�s just a joke baby." Tina said.
"Well, I don�t get it. You two have always fought and now you�re acting like best friends. It just isn�t right. Wives and ex-wives don�t do this!"
"Well, we met at the mall, started talking and decided it was silly to fight. What�s done is done."
"Okay, I can understand that. But letting her," I pointed at Joni, "Come in here and see me naked�"
"Well, like Joni said, it isn�t anything she hasn�t seen before."
I sighed and pushed past them out the door and into our bedroom. Our bedroom? Christ, that was a confusing term now. Once it had been Joni�s and mine and now Tina and I slept and had sex there. I finished drying off and threw the towel on the bed. I turned around to get some clothes out of the dresser. Both of them were standing just inside the doorway looking at me and smiling.
"What the fuck are you two doing?" I screamed?
"We just wanted to talk to you." Tina said.
"About what?"
Joni moved past me and sat on the bed. "Nothing really. Just wanted to talk."
"Well, this is weird. I don�t understand why you�re here Joni. I got nothing against you, except you�re my ex-wife and we got divorced because we hated each other. But this just isn�t right. I�m standing here naked and you�re sitting on my bed and Tina is acting like nothing is wrong!"
I let out a loud breath. They both stared at me. I looked from one to the other and back again.
"You done?" Tina asked.
"I think so," I mumbled.
"Wanna fuck?" asked Joni?


I couldn�t believe it. Not only were the two of them getting along but they were now both naked and on the bed with me.
Tina and Joni look nothing alike. Tina has light brown hair and a very hairy pussy. Her nipples are really big, about the size of one of those big pencils kids use in first grade. They are about a half inch long and are a reddish-purple. The area around them is a dark pink and probably three inches across. She wears a 42B bra.
Joni is blonde and her pubic hair is thin and fine. Her inner lips stick out past the outer ones. She has a huge clit too. Her breasts are fairly small and her nipples were the puffy kind and almost the same color as her skin. Freckles were all across her chest and shoulders.
I sat between them and started playing with their pussies. Rubbing my fingers through the hair, across the outer lips and down the crack of their ass. I was doing the exact same thing to both of them. I spread their outer lips and dipped my fingers into them. Both were extremely wet as I pushed first one, then two fingers into them both. They reacted equally, both arching their back, pushing against my hand.
I curled my fingers upward, searching for their g-spots. I know exactly where Tina�s is, but never having done it to Joni I just went for the same place. I rubbed them, fingers moving in and out, around in small circles. They moved their heads in closer to each other and I saw my wife and my ex-wife kiss. Their lips barely touched, tongues swirling against each other. Joni reached a hand up and began to squeeze Tina�s nipple.
I continued to finger fuck them both as they kissed and played with each other�s breasts. Their pelvises began to press upwards, their asses moving back and forth on the bed. I heard them moaning, breaths coming faster and shallower. It was like listening in stereo! Soon fluid began to pour out of them. I had indeed found their g-spots and was receiving the benefits in tandem. Two females ejaculating all over me and the bed. I quickly moved away and began to lick first Tina then Joni, lapping up the juice that poured from their cunts.
I began moving up their bodies, kissing as I went. They moved apart slightly so I could get between them. I kissed Tina on the mouth, out tongues swirling together. I opened my eyes and she was looking at me. "Is this okay?" I asked.
"Yes." She whispered.
I kissed her again and moved to kiss Joni. It had been years since we had kissed but the kiss was natural like we had been doing it everyday. I felt Tina�s hand rubbing across my chest as I kissed my ex-wife. I thought to myself, "This really must be a dream."
I twisted around so I was laying on my back with Tina was on my left side and Joni on my right. They began licking and sucking my dick. Joni was squeezing my balls and Tina was pinching my nipples with the tips of her long fingernails. They took turns placing me in their mouth and sliding up and down the length of my shaft.
They continued to do this and I was in heaven. After having seen this scene in porn movies and fantasizing about it countless times I was going to savor every second of it. Who knew if it would ever happen again?
I could tell without looking who�s mouth was on my organ. Joni could take me much deeper than Tina could. I had forgotten how good that felt. Not that I begrudged the way Tina did it, it�s just a different feeling to have your cock hit the back of a woman�s throat.
Between the two of them they soon had me to the point of orgasm. I decided not to say anything to see what they would do. They both had fucked me enough times to know when I was going to cum. And sure enough that time was near! Neither of them gave any indication they were going to stop and I soon felt the pressure pushing it�s way up to the tip of my cock.
I opened my eyes slightly and saw Tina and Joni looking at each other. My dick was in Tina�s mouth and Joni looked at her and nodded her head. Tina moved away and Joni dropped to my crotch, enveloping my stiff rod deep into her mouth. Her head bobbed up and down and I strained my hips forward. Tina knelt over my chest and began to lick and suck my nipples. Soon I felt my cock all the way at the back of Joni�s throat and it began spurting hot, thick cum into her mouth. She continued to suck me as I pumped sperm into her throat. She swallowed every drop down and held me in her mouth as I grew soft.
Tina was rubbing her hands through the hair on my chest as Joni moved up on the other side. I wrapped my arms around both of them and laid my head back. Soon we were all asleep.


When I awoke it was dark outside. I moved a little and the both of them woke.
"Hi." I said.
"Hi yourself." Tina replied.
I turned and looked at Joni. She smiled. "It�s been a long time hasn�t it?"
"Yes. Yes it has. And I�d kind of like to know why it�s happening now."
She shrugged her shoulders. "I�ll let your wife tell you."
I turned to Tina. She said, "We just got to talking about things. Decided it was silly to fight. This just happened. We were talking about you and the talk turned to sex and we began comparing notes on you and decided to both take you on at the same time."
I shook my head. "Well, it sure freaked me out. So is this going to be a continuing thing?"
Joni said, "Who knows? We didn�t that far in our discussion. Besides, I don�t think we�re finished with this time yet."
"Oh yeah?" I asked, "What�s next?"


Before long I was on my knees behind Joni with my cock buried deep in her. Tina lay on her back, legs spread while Joni lapped at her pussy. My hands were on Joni�s hips as I pumped in and out, in and out, in and out, in and out. Tina was watching me through half closed eyes and smiling.
I moved so I was on top of my wife, holding myself up at arms length. Fucking her while Joni played with my ass and balls. Tina was playing with my nipples again. I could feel myself bucking wildly, pressing my cock deep into my wife.
They switch places, this time I am fucking Joni�s ass. Tina has thrown her legs over Joni and is riding her mouth. She faces me and we kiss. I pound in and out of Joni�s ass. My mind goes back to the first time I did this. We were dating. She was 15, I was 19. We were on her parent�s sofa, her parents in bed asleep.
I break the kiss with Tina. "I�m going to cum." I say.
"Fill her ass baby." My wife whispers.
Soon I am doing just that. Sperm pumps out of my cock into a tight ass that I have not been in for several years. All of a sudden Tina cries out. I recognize the sound, she is having an orgasm, brought on by Joni�s tongue.
When I am spent I pull out of Joni�s ass and sit back on the bed. I watch as my sperm dribbles out of her ass and down her crack to the bed. Tina has moved over beside Joni. They lay side by side, eyes half closed, watching me, holding hands.
Tina opens her eyes a little more. "I love you." she says.
"I love you, too." I reply.
"Hey," says Joni, "What about me?"
"I don't think I ever really stopped loving you. I just think we wanted different things."
"Well, at least one thing never changed... we still love to fuck!"